Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Respect Thy Stranger

What you are about to read is a true story.Yes,so true.I heard it from the guy involved,myself.I had met up with a friend last week for drinks.Two other friends of his had later joined us.This factual tale was experienced and relayed by one of them.Now this guy had,not too long ago,met a very pretty and intelligent chick at a gallery in ikoyi.You see,his cousin was an upcoming painter and had gotten an opportunity to showcase some of his works at an exhibition being held there.Under pressure from his cousin to show some support,he decided to attend the occasion.So while at this event looking at the displayed works,him and this hot girl got talking.They hit it off so well that they swapped numbers.Over the next few days,they spent loads of time chatting & texting.They then met up for drinks at Churasco and had dinner a couple of times.The thought even crossed this guy's mind that she could be 'the one' as she seemed heaven-sent,due to their incredible compatibility.
So one weekend,she invited him to her family house in VI for the first time.Earlier that day,this short-tempered chap's mechanic had pissed him off,as he had spent way too long servicing the guy's Honda.On his way to the girl's place,he was caught up in traffic on the island which added to his earlier fury.He later found himself in a queue of cars waiting for the traffic warden at the Adeolu Odeku junction to give them the go-ahead to move.When the traffic guy beckoned for his line to proceed,he noticed that the guy driving the Toyota just in front of him was stalling.Apparently,something must have been up with the man's car.After blaring his horn for a while,this guy impatiently decided to move out of his lane.As he swerved out,he uttered 'idiot' loudly at the 'sluggish' elderly man whose window glass was partially wound down.
He then spontaneously decided to stop at Park & Shop to get his 'new' chick some bars of Twix,which happened to be her favorite.As he was getting out of his car at the supermarket,a man in his early 50s,wearing a blue linen shirt walked up towards him.He soon realised that it was the guy he had just abused less than 2 minutes ago.The well-spoken,older man man asked 'Why did you have to insult me,young man?Would you have liked it if someone your age abused your father like that?'.
For some unexplainable reason,the young chap simply hissed and walked away unrepentantly.
After he bought the chocolate bars,he set out for the babe's house excitedly.
20 mins later,he was in her living room gisting and giggling away.He was quite relaxed as her mum was sleeping upstairs and her dad was out.Shortly after,the doorbell rang behind him.The girl stood up to open.As he heard her say 'Welcome,daddy',he spontaneously rose and turned to meet & greet his 'potential' father-in-law.It was the man in the blue linen shirt.


8 comments:

olaide said...

OMG !!!
What happened in part 2?

Mocha said...

tres freaky!! dude was out of order tho..
Just goes to show, it pays to be polite (cliche I know..lol..but SO true)

Admin UD said...

talk about being in the devil's steamy, spicy stew pot..I'll be fcuking damned!!!

Anonymous said...

The value of the story is: Don't be rude to no one!

Anonymous said...

Jesus! men life sucks, not even if the script was written by his enemies,this is a tough one to call. But sometimes as 'men' we should learn that there is virtue in comportment,self restraint and reticence. It never fails...

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!!! Something happened right? He left through the window or back door? What happened?

Anonymous said...

Karma is a B****T...........LOL
That's a funny one.....right out of a movie.......

Anonymous said...

Ouch!